1. My name is also Sylvester.
2. I was named Richard after my father and Sylvester after my grand father!
3. I have a phobia for a mother hen.(had a bad experience as a kid)
4. My brand of beer is Gulder!
5. I never had pimples as an adolescent and till now.I only get pimples when I drink Star.
6. If there was no God,I would worship my mother.
7. I am passionate about my family and friends.
8. I hate boiled fresh fish,but I eat cat fish pepper soup-point n fire!
9. I'm a Gemini!
10. I love me a bottle of fine wine and a lady on high heels anytime
11. I'm afraid of not getting a 6packs before am to old to show dem off!
12. I love to write
13. Love to party- I can and love to dance a lot!
14. I hate doing dishes
15. I don't eat every part of a chicken.I only eat the drum sticks.
16. I don't actually have a favorite meal....I absolutely love to eat.
17. I wish I was bigger and could weigh up to 85kg.(I weigh 75.4kg)
18.I talk!
19. I have been called D'banj ,Tu-face, 9ice n Obiwon and once, a girl said I have Lemar's eyes.
20. I've been drunk and wasted, twice.
21. Looking good is my bad habit.
22. I'm an arsenal fan!but I'ld still eat my meal if dey lose a game.
23. Traveling by air,room service,Baileys and Red label are a few of my favorite things!
24. I'm Mr.niceguy-Very caring!
25. You have to meet me to find out the remaining 1000000000975!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
THE NYSC ANTHEM
Youths obey the clarion call(just to be patriotic)
-Let us lift our nation high(since our leaders cant lift it from age long greed)
-Under the sun or in the rain(please,na we spoil am,how much we chop)
-With dedication and selflessness(with N9,500,dedication only)
-Nigeria is ours(although a few get the cash)
-,Nigeria we serve!(monkey dey work,baboon they chop)
-Let us lift our nation high(since our leaders cant lift it from age long greed)
-Under the sun or in the rain(please,na we spoil am,how much we chop)
-With dedication and selflessness(with N9,500,dedication only)
-Nigeria is ours(although a few get the cash)
-,Nigeria we serve!(monkey dey work,baboon they chop)
RULES OF THE GAME
Without trying to sound like an archetypal male, here are some rules governing going out with boys;
1. Never play hard to get cos on the long run you might seem the cheapest of them all.
2. Try as much as possible to show that you appreciate his presence by hugging or kissing him in public, adjusting his shirt....you know the stuffs PDA (public display of affection) is made of!
3. Be proud of your boyfriend. Don't be ashamed to say "he is my love or boyfriend" when you introduce him to friends.
4. Never collect raw cash from him except in cases where you really need to do so. Try as much as possible to show him you don't love him because of this money.
5. Show him that you are more caring by giving him more love or affection than he offers.
6. Make him realize that you don't need his money by giving him more expensive gifts than he gives or has given you.
7. Last of all try to keep your affair with him secret i.e. what you say to each other, but feel free to boast of his sexual prowess to your friends!
1. Never play hard to get cos on the long run you might seem the cheapest of them all.
2. Try as much as possible to show that you appreciate his presence by hugging or kissing him in public, adjusting his shirt....you know the stuffs PDA (public display of affection) is made of!
3. Be proud of your boyfriend. Don't be ashamed to say "he is my love or boyfriend" when you introduce him to friends.
4. Never collect raw cash from him except in cases where you really need to do so. Try as much as possible to show him you don't love him because of this money.
5. Show him that you are more caring by giving him more love or affection than he offers.
6. Make him realize that you don't need his money by giving him more expensive gifts than he gives or has given you.
7. Last of all try to keep your affair with him secret i.e. what you say to each other, but feel free to boast of his sexual prowess to your friends!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
THE CHIC PALAVA
I just came to realize that no mater how long you've bin in d game,u cant seem to understand girls!
They come in different packages n with amazingly different attitudes but one thing they have in common is that they are all ''EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE"...now thats where all d headaches comes!
She sees u,gives u d eye,tells her friends she wants your bod,but wen u make advances,she takes u on a merry-go-round like say she no want.
She changes her facebook relationship status to 'engaged', after a while it changes to 'its complicated'
she falls for you,but she never admits it!yet she sends u very sweet text messages that end with 'i love u'
She comes ova n u guys start to get horny,u to kiss n caress,and she even gives u a 'blow' but wen u take out a 'CD' she begins to cry n say "its not right"...then u wonder which-the fact that u r about 2 have sex or that she's about 2 leave u wit a hard-on!why d hell did u give a 'job'
u ask her to marry u and after 18 months of trying to convince her, she finally agrees n begins to wear the engagement ring!suddenly she runs into her 'Ex' (whom she ditched cos she was getting married) n she cancels d wedding gown order, calls you and says ''am having doubts,i need time 2 pray n see my pastor"....wasn't 18 months enough to pull down heaven wit prayers n go see all d pastors!
U r dating her,n she starts telling about the rich guy in her hostel,who 'she hates' cos he shows off!suddenly he begins 2 call her n they hang out sometimes.wen u ask she says ''he's a caring neighbour"! 2 months after she dumps u n starts dating him....yet she told u she didn't care if u rich or not.TYPICAL
U argue wit her,she walks u out of her apartment n she wont take your calls,but wen u decide to let her be,she sends u a text saying she had a flu and u didn't care to call or text 2 know how she's been doing....'boy! i tot we was through'
So many times they act like the lyrics of a Celine Dion song.."i love u ,then i hate u,i hate u,then i love u,O! i love u"
she says she loves your lean muscle n u have jst d perfect body,yet wen she describes her ideal man she says 'I'ld like him 2 have d face of my father,d heart of Mandela n d body of Tyson Beckford''...where do you fit in?!
Despite their "STOP IT,I LIKE IT'' culture,chicks are the best addition to the 'mans' world!as mom,sisters,wives, friends,as a boss!wonder what you'ld ever do without them!stable or unstable,i love all ya!
They come in different packages n with amazingly different attitudes but one thing they have in common is that they are all ''EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE"...now thats where all d headaches comes!
She sees u,gives u d eye,tells her friends she wants your bod,but wen u make advances,she takes u on a merry-go-round like say she no want.
She changes her facebook relationship status to 'engaged', after a while it changes to 'its complicated'
she falls for you,but she never admits it!yet she sends u very sweet text messages that end with 'i love u'
She comes ova n u guys start to get horny,u to kiss n caress,and she even gives u a 'blow' but wen u take out a 'CD' she begins to cry n say "its not right"...then u wonder which-the fact that u r about 2 have sex or that she's about 2 leave u wit a hard-on!why d hell did u give a 'job'
u ask her to marry u and after 18 months of trying to convince her, she finally agrees n begins to wear the engagement ring!suddenly she runs into her 'Ex' (whom she ditched cos she was getting married) n she cancels d wedding gown order, calls you and says ''am having doubts,i need time 2 pray n see my pastor"....wasn't 18 months enough to pull down heaven wit prayers n go see all d pastors!
U r dating her,n she starts telling about the rich guy in her hostel,who 'she hates' cos he shows off!suddenly he begins 2 call her n they hang out sometimes.wen u ask she says ''he's a caring neighbour"! 2 months after she dumps u n starts dating him....yet she told u she didn't care if u rich or not.TYPICAL
U argue wit her,she walks u out of her apartment n she wont take your calls,but wen u decide to let her be,she sends u a text saying she had a flu and u didn't care to call or text 2 know how she's been doing....'boy! i tot we was through'
So many times they act like the lyrics of a Celine Dion song.."i love u ,then i hate u,i hate u,then i love u,O! i love u"
she says she loves your lean muscle n u have jst d perfect body,yet wen she describes her ideal man she says 'I'ld like him 2 have d face of my father,d heart of Mandela n d body of Tyson Beckford''...where do you fit in?!
Despite their "STOP IT,I LIKE IT'' culture,chicks are the best addition to the 'mans' world!as mom,sisters,wives, friends,as a boss!wonder what you'ld ever do without them!stable or unstable,i love all ya!
TEN THINGS HE LOVES TO HEAR
1. How much you love him.
2. How much you miss him-even if he only went into the bathroom.
3. How good he is in bed-exaggerated!
4. How much you appreciate him.
5. How handsome he is –even if kingkong is more charming.
6. How much you love his mother-even though she acts like crueller-de-vil.
7. That you love his worked out body-even though he only began to work out a week ago
8. That he looks good in that shirt.
9. That you don't mind him watching the game on t.v-even if your fave soap is on at the same time.
10. That his friends are cool and so funny-even though they crack boring jokes
2. How much you miss him-even if he only went into the bathroom.
3. How good he is in bed-exaggerated!
4. How much you appreciate him.
5. How handsome he is –even if kingkong is more charming.
6. How much you love his mother-even though she acts like crueller-de-vil.
7. That you love his worked out body-even though he only began to work out a week ago
8. That he looks good in that shirt.
9. That you don't mind him watching the game on t.v-even if your fave soap is on at the same time.
10. That his friends are cool and so funny-even though they crack boring jokes
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