THE CHIC PALAVA

I just came to realize that no mater how long you've bin in d game,u cant seem to understand girls!

They come in different packages n with amazingly different attitudes but one thing they have in common is that they are all ''EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE"...now thats where all d headaches comes!

She sees u,gives u d eye,tells her friends she wants your bod,but wen u make advances,she takes u on a merry-go-round like say she no want.

She changes her facebook relationship status to 'engaged', after a while it changes to 'its complicated'

she falls for you,but she never admits it!yet she sends u very sweet text messages that end with 'i love u'
She comes ova n u guys start to get horny,u to kiss n caress,and she even gives u a 'blow' but wen u take out a 'CD' she begins to cry n say "its not right"...then u wonder which-the fact that u r about 2 have sex or that she's about 2 leave u wit a hard-on!why d hell did u give a 'job'

u ask her to marry u and after 18 months of trying to convince her, she finally agrees n begins to wear the engagement ring!suddenly she runs into her 'Ex' (whom she ditched cos she was getting married) n she cancels d wedding gown order, calls you and says ''am having doubts,i need time 2 pray n see my pastor"....wasn't 18 months enough to pull down heaven wit prayers n go see all d pastors!

U r dating her,n she starts telling about the rich guy in her hostel,who 'she hates' cos he shows off!suddenly he begins 2 call her n they hang out sometimes.wen u ask she says ''he's a caring neighbour"! 2 months after she dumps u n starts dating him....yet she told u she didn't care if u rich or not.TYPICAL
U argue wit her,she walks u out of her apartment n she wont take your calls,but wen u decide to let her be,she sends u a text saying she had a flu and u didn't care to call or text 2 know how she's been doing....'boy! i tot we was through'

So many times they act like the lyrics of a Celine Dion song.."i love u ,then i hate u,i hate u,then i love u,O! i love u"

she says she loves your lean muscle n u have jst d perfect body,yet wen she describes her ideal man she says 'I'ld like him 2 have d face of my father,d heart of Mandela n d body of Tyson Beckford''...where do you fit in?!

Despite their "STOP IT,I LIKE IT'' culture,chicks are the best addition to the 'mans' world!as mom,sisters,wives, friends,as a boss!wonder what you'ld  ever do without them!stable or unstable,i love all ya!